Age: 18 months

Favorite Toy: Grenade

Likes: Blowing things up

Dislikes: Car seats

Fun Fact: Has permanent tattoos

 

Age: 26 months

Favorite Toy: Baseball bat

Likes: Smashing things

Dislikes: Peace and quiet

Fun Fact: That hair is real

 

Age: 6 years ("He's a big boy!")

Favorite Toy: Nunchucks

Likes: Cats

Dislikes: Law and order

Fun Fact: Rides a bike

 

Age: "This many" (14 months)

Favorite Toy: Molotov cocktail

Likes: Fire

Dislikes: Pants

Fun Fact: Eats his own poo